thirtysomething: white people problems, with style

Here is our long awaited introduction of Michael Steadman, Thirtysomething’s capitalist (with a heart) hero.  Michael is the rock of the gang, and first cousin to backwards suspender-wearing fashionista Melissa Steadman.  Michael is the guy you call at 4 am when you are in trouble (a la Judd Nelson’s character in St. Elmo’s Fire).  Michael still holds onto the memories of his former bohemian aspirations and can be maddeningly earnest. Throughout the course of the show, we travel with Michael through major life changing events: the death of his father, starting a small advertising agency called the Michael and Elliot Company (doomed for failure with this ridiculous moniker yet the writers deliver this name without any hint of cynicism), the birth of his son and the miscarriage of another.  Although not pictured here, Michael is obsessed with wearing suspenders.  He nearly always wears sneakers or other rubber soled shoes with all his suits. That is, until his big promotion to creative director at the Drentel Advertising Agency, the biggest agency in Philadelphia. After that it’s always loafers, with or without tassels.  He has a propensity for tweed suits and ties and sweaters with diamonds emblazoned on them.  As Michael, Ken Olin seems to be carrying the weight of both the show and the world on his shoulders.  I think this heaviness is the truest manifestation of Michael’s Jewishness, that and that his father worked in the schmatte business. 

Here is our long awaited introduction of Michael Steadman, Thirtysomething’s capitalist (with a heart) hero.  Michael is the rock of the gang, and first cousin to backwards suspender-wearing fashionista Melissa Steadman.  Michael is the guy you call at 4 am when you are in trouble (a la Judd Nelson’s character in St. Elmo’s Fire).  Michael still holds onto the memories of his former bohemian aspirations and can be maddeningly earnest. Throughout the course of the show, we travel with Michael through major life changing events: the death of his father, starting a small advertising agency called the Michael and Elliot Company (doomed for failure with this ridiculous moniker yet the writers deliver this name without any hint of cynicism), the birth of his son and the miscarriage of another.  Although not pictured here, Michael is obsessed with wearing suspenders.  He nearly always wears sneakers or other rubber soled shoes with all his suits. That is, until his big promotion to creative director at the Drentel Advertising Agency, the biggest agency in Philadelphia. After that it’s always loafers, with or without tassels.  He has a propensity for tweed suits and ties and sweaters with diamonds emblazoned on them.  As Michael, Ken Olin seems to be carrying the weight of both the show and the world on his shoulders.  I think this heaviness is the truest manifestation of Michael’s Jewishness, that and that his father worked in the schmatte business. 

The vaunted son of a Golden Retriever mother and a human father, Gary Shepherd’s conflicting roots can’t help but show. He may make foolish decisions in life, but NEVER in fashion. For yes, Garry is most certainly the least flawed and certainly the most timelessly dressed member of the Thirtysomething gang. His tweedy, effortless fashion choices never appear dated or awkward (except in fake flashbacks); he never appears less than tennis-ready, pickup basketball game ready, ready for affairs with students, ready to fix the home and bodily plumbing of nubile young women. Not only is he the adjunct professor you fantasized about in college, he’s also your college best friend that you were in love with, and who thought that maybe he was in love with YOU too - for about five minutes. He’s having a child with a humorless social worker with Botticellian hair. He’s wearing the same basketball-playing hat as Woody Harrelson in White Men Can’t Jump. He has swords on the wall of his office. His specialty is Nordic mythology. He makes jokes about looking like Bjorn Borg. 

He’s also in Singles. He’s the bicycle guy. 

The vaunted son of a Golden Retriever mother and a human father, Gary Shepherd’s conflicting roots can’t help but show. He may make foolish decisions in life, but NEVER in fashion. For yes, Garry is most certainly the least flawed and certainly the most timelessly dressed member of the Thirtysomething gang. His tweedy, effortless fashion choices never appear dated or awkward (except in fake flashbacks); he never appears less than tennis-ready, pickup basketball game ready, ready for affairs with students, ready to fix the home and bodily plumbing of nubile young women. Not only is he the adjunct professor you fantasized about in college, he’s also your college best friend that you were in love with, and who thought that maybe he was in love with YOU too - for about five minutes. He’s having a child with a humorless social worker with Botticellian hair. He’s wearing the same basketball-playing hat as Woody Harrelson in White Men Can’t Jump. He has swords on the wall of his office. His specialty is Nordic mythology. He makes jokes about looking like Bjorn Borg. 

He’s also in Singles. He’s the bicycle guy. 

I would like to introduce you to Ellyn Warren (that is not a typo; the zwick herskowitz team choose to express contrarian beliefs through her and through the spelling of her name).  Ellyn is big on shoulder pads, self destructive behavior and hating on children, all while being extremely endearing.  So endearing in fact, that she is my favorite thirtysomething-er, mostly because of her raspy voice, amazing legs (which are given copious amounts of screen time) and most importantly her style.  Next up, we will be meeting our first thirtysomething gentleman.

I would like to introduce you to Ellyn Warren (that is not a typo; the zwick herskowitz team choose to express contrarian beliefs through her and through the spelling of her name). Ellyn is big on shoulder pads, self destructive behavior and hating on children, all while being extremely endearing. So endearing in fact, that she is my favorite thirtysomething-er, mostly because of her raspy voice, amazing legs (which are given copious amounts of screen time) and most importantly her style. Next up, we will be meeting our first thirtysomething gentleman.

Let’s get acquainted with Melissa Steadman, the singleton fast on her way to becoming a spinster portrayed frequently in thirtysomething in getups that really couldn’t look good on anyone except for (sometimes including) her.  Our first example shows her sporting a coat that she wears often with a series of numbers on it and e=mc2.    

Let’s get acquainted with Melissa Steadman, the singleton fast on her way to becoming a spinster portrayed frequently in thirtysomething in getups that really couldn’t look good on anyone except for (sometimes including) her.  Our first example shows her sporting a coat that she wears often with a series of numbers on it and e=mc2.